- The couch isn’t quite close enough to the dining room table.
Buddy, my DIL (dog in law)
2. Out of a deck of 44 goddess oracle cards you choose Cordelia whose messages states “You have been indoors too long. Go outside and get some fresh air.”
3. You need a quick snooze immediately following your nap.
4. After a meal you need a dessert. After dessert you look for a snack. After a snack your eyes scan the room for candy dishes just to play it safe.
5. You hear Demogorgon sounds coming from your stomach. Suddenly it makes sense why 1980s cartoon celebrity Ziggy never wore pants.
(Enjoy your Sunday, everyone.)
This post is part of #30BrighterDays; a thing I made up to brighten each day of November