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That time I played women’s pro football. Yuh-huh.

 

“I nodded along with their rationale, ignoring the premonition of myself laid prone like Wile E. Coyote post-steamroller”

BravaBlaze

photos by Sarah Maughan

I don’t just LTYM and mother and wife and write. I also go on assignment for Brava Magazine as a self-proclaimed fitness-for-spazzes columnist. They’ve sent me on missions involving archery, squash, Brazilian dance, Qi Gong, aerial yoga, running, swimming lessons, and in May I played football. Not flag football, not powderpuff, nope not foosball either (too dangerous). I trained with Madison’s full-on tackle women’s pro football team. You can read about it in this month’s issue, or click over here (turn to page 14-16 and click to enlarge).

Or here’s a blog-readers-only special summary:

Practice began with a toothless man named Cupcake helping me into a helmet and pads with his evil-clown tattooed arm, and ended up with me covered in sweat in the center of a team huddle. In between, I bobbed and weaved under the weight of my gear, while missing catches and those hard-to-land high-fives from my teammates. Had it been a game, The Blaze would’ve carried me off the field atop their shoulders, doused me in Gatorade, and sent me on my way with a slow-clap. I’m sure of it…

19 comments… add one

  • Becky May 20, 2013, 8:11 am

    So fabulous. This is ridiculously great!

  • Anonymous May 20, 2013, 8:39 am

    I wish I could have been there to cheer! Molly

  • Meg Conley May 20, 2013, 10:14 am

    So fantastic! Huzzah for women’s football and the courage to try new things!

  • Angela Wang May 20, 2013, 7:50 pm

    This. is. SO. COOL! You look pretty badass to me! Hope you had a great time, and kudos for trying new and exciting things! Aaaaaaand BREAK!

  • Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him May 20, 2013, 8:08 pm

    “Next I practiced blocking…”

    Something I never thought I’d hear from you outside of the theater.

  • dusty earth mother May 20, 2013, 8:24 pm

    I’m very glad you’re still among the living.

  • Nancy Davis Kho May 20, 2013, 8:29 pm

    I’m sorry but you look like the Before picture in one of those comic book cartoons for muscle powders. In a good way, I mean, but dude. I have heard of suffering for your art but you really took one for the team this time. (Didja see what I did there?)

    Glad you lived to write about it!

  • Cheryl May 21, 2013, 6:04 am

    I’d have paid cold, hard cash to watch that practice. Thanks for the morning smiles.

  • Heather May 21, 2013, 6:49 am

    Ryan says there’s a league on TV–lingerie football.

    I’m sure you’re so sad you didn’t get to do that.

    xoxo

  • Liz @ PeaceLoveGuac May 21, 2013, 8:32 am

    You look so ADORABLE in those photos. (A really important quality for a football player, no?)

  • Wendi May 21, 2013, 8:33 am

    Is that position in the fourth photo even legal in Wisconsin?

  • Marta G May 21, 2013, 6:49 pm

    Is lingerie football the next thing you’re gonna tackle?

    Also I’ve always wanted to get a slow clap from an audience. Definitely on my bucket list.

  • The Empress May 21, 2013, 9:37 pm

    Looks like an excuse to get horsey rides…

    xo

  • Arnebya May 23, 2013, 7:44 am

    Dammit. I want to tackle people. I don’t want to BE tackled. I just have this bit of aggression and need an outlet…

  • Roshni AaMom May 23, 2013, 1:08 pm

    You’re looking awesome! And, looks like you had a ball too…hehhehe!! See what I did: “had a ball”…ahahahahah…um, okay!

  • tracy@sellabitmum May 23, 2013, 1:24 pm

    Did I ever tell you about the time I broke six ribs playing football? Now I’m an awesome cheerleader with a mean herkie.

  • Elaine Alguire May 24, 2013, 8:41 am

    I played powder puff in high school. but we didn’t get the awesome helmet. I’m still bitter.

    This is awesome!! :D

  • Heidi May 24, 2013, 11:04 am

    Look at you! This is just awesome.

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