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Buddhist Valentines


Be yours!

You are so neutral to me.

When I think of you, I notice that thought and return to my breath.

Let’s acknowledge life’s misery together!

Hold you.

Go your separate path with me?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Adore you/abhor you, both are true.

Let’s sit in discomfort and notice things.

Make compassionate detachment alongside me.


We’d make a great pair of completely separate individuals.

20 comments… add one

  • Elizabeth @claritychaos February 13, 2013, 8:49 am

    Perfect!! Love it. Just sent off the link as a Valentine to my Buddhist buddies. :) xo

  • dusty earth mother February 13, 2013, 8:58 am

    Simply awesome.

  • Becky February 13, 2013, 9:13 am

    Namaste! (sorry was that exclamation point too harsh? Too loud?)

  • Jenni Chiu February 13, 2013, 9:19 am


  • Suzy February 13, 2013, 11:35 am

    I love the post and especially love the yin and yang hearts. Take the whole thing to Zazzle.com and create a line of Buddha V day cards. And then Buddhist Xmas cards, Hanukkah cards, (those last 2 categories can be in the non-denominational section for extra irony) MOTHER’S DAY cards, Father’s Day, Graduation, and Birthday cards. You have just the brain to create this kind of mastery.

  • Becky February 14, 2013, 8:21 am


  • Elizabeth @claritychaos February 17, 2013, 5:17 pm

    Yes. Do it before someone steals your idea.

  • The Flying Chalupa February 13, 2013, 12:04 pm

    Let’s sit in discomfort and notice things. Although, really, I want to quote all of them.

    This was awesome. Just what the world needs. Print ’em, Imig.

    Happy Awkward Headstand Day,

  • Getrealmommy February 13, 2013, 7:13 pm

    Funny as always girl! :)

  • Lady Jennie February 14, 2013, 12:11 pm

    You have finally surpassed (or at least equalled) my other favorite post in the whole wide world, which is the Monday Morning flow chart. You win first and second prize in Jennie’s comedic appreciation.

  • Barb Best February 14, 2013, 1:02 pm

    Ohm… I don’t feel your pain.

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  • Roshni AaMom February 18, 2013, 11:08 pm

    I may have reached my Valentine’s nirvana with this post….except that I’m reading it way past the date!

  • Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him February 18, 2013, 11:49 pm

    Feel it. Acknowledge it. But don’t judge it.

    Those are my yoga teacher’s words about the back of my thighs ripping in two.

  • Robin February 20, 2013, 11:26 pm

    You are so funny smart and smart funny and it is my favorite thing ever.
    Will you be mine?

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  • Nina February 21, 2013, 10:16 pm

    This is so you, Ann. I love it. Can i say that considering we’ve never met. What I mean is–it’s so original!

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  • Heidi February 25, 2013, 4:28 pm

    “Make compassionate detachment alongside me.”…oh my!! I am dying over here! I so need to send this to my husband.
    Be yours, indeed.

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