Bouganvilla – I’m going to need an antibiotic, aren’t I?
Tina Yothers– Jennifer. DUH.
Chiminea — the fuck?
Chimera — OMG, my parents once had the worst fight because mama called papa a chimera. We were in Paris at the time, so it was sort of fitting.
Hey Jumbo Jumbo — hey yourself!
Bun Cover— I’ll take two, please.
Decoupage— seriously, if I’m ever decoupaging, you’ll know that I’ve had a nervous breakdown and you should liberate my Husbandrinka underneath the decoupage.
Pica– You know that English is my second language, right? What’s with all the SAT words?
Fun Dip— is there any other kind?
Sycophant— you look absolutely beautiful and I love your blog. Incidentally, did you know that I am now also blogging at The Mouthy Housewives?
Pfefferneuse— Michelle Pfeiffer’s real name.
Good Yontif-– Can’t eat or watch TV, what’s good about it?
Bunion-I don’t do feet.
Funyun–I had no idea what a Funyun was until The Sarah Silvermann Program.
Thanks Marinka! In addition to her bloggy hysterics over at Motherhood in NYC, Marinka also gives back to bloggyville by providing two different sites for kvetching. If you haven’t already, go seek guidance from Marinka & Friends over at “The Mouthy Housewives.” If you still feel verklempt, whine your heart out over at Secret Spineless Whine.